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twitturds:

walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

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countrykindofcrazy:

death-by-lulz:

deal-breaker:

What a plot twist

i was expecting kanye, but this works too

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dulect:

When people say that’s funny instead of laughing at your joke

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sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

sugar-tits-shwoo:

susannawolff:

Donald Trump’s ugly son and Mitt Romney’s ugly son should hang out. I’d like to see that Facebook album.

Oh jesus they look exactly like every smarmy rich kid stereotype in every movie ever

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skypestripper:

why didnt my parents name me something cool like exodius or blue eyes white dragon

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meladoodle:

he got the bracelet from a duck

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endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

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burgrs:

i hope none of u think my blog is my life because i do other things like sometimes i shower

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coolyounghip:

life hack: don’t join tumblr

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sassygaymalec:

kaciart:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup

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sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me

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