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cant-think-of-anything-creative:

dramasbomin:

redboxed:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

really? EVERYBODY was kung fu fighting? i find that hard to believe. stop feeding me these lies

Well it was really hard to see if it was everyone, you see they were as fast as lightning.

And to be honest it was a little bit frightening.

But don’t worry, they did it with expert timing.

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badcgijosh:

I don’t think we take enough time to appreciate the periods in our life when our noses aren’t runny. Is your nose runny right now? No? Think about that. Honestly reflect on it. Enjoy this era of peace. There are dark times on the horizon

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

asolitaryfuck:

deanprincesster:

adorkoftheworld:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD

looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology

Get out.

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ohmygil:

twistedsickminded:

wherespauldoe:

I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH

WANT.


I heard you were talkin’ shit

ohmygil:

twistedsickminded:

wherespauldoe:

I’VE NEVER WANTED A NIGHT LIGHT SO MUCH

WANT.

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I heard you were talkin’ shit

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togepied:

mutuals that like selfies but dont reblog them
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neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

neatpotatoes:

a call i was never prepared for

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thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

you earned it
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splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

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alegbra:

having a friend over and not having anything fun to do

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postllimit:

spangefucker:

i just hit 20,000 posts

wow ur hand must really hurt

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oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

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